Crooks

During a late night drinking binge with bartender Nicky (Michael Marino), sixty-five year-old postman Sol Solzberg (Charlie Callas) leaks the details of his life-long plan to rob some valuable stamps from the local post office. Sol then promptly drops dead of a heart attack. Suddenly armed with his sure-fire answer to his financial woes, Nicky assembles a "crack" team of hapless crooks, headed by his best friend Paul (Jim Norton), and begins to plan and execute the caper. Whoever said crime doesn't pay had this gang of moronic Jersey boys in mind!

Cast

Jim Norton

Paul

Jessica Alexander

Jessica Alexander

Carmella

Rozie Bacchi

Paulette

Maggie Bagley

Maggie Bagley

Angela

D. Banno

D. Banno

Postal Worker on Break #5

Carmine Battista

Carmine Battista

Frank Perrigrinno

Michael Carrara

Michael Carrara

Agent Russo

David Brown

Officer Tafoozi

Charlie Callas

Sol solzberg

Dale Grand

Dale Grand

Bert Lanstein

Irma St. Paule

Agnes DeMilo

Wade Mylius

Postal Inspector #2

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